Regardless of the price per barrel, you’ll get a check from the Oil Well that Jack Drilled. 

Can you believe this?

For every barrel of oil our well squeezes out, you get a royalty check.  That’s sweet, Texas Crude!

It’s just like the Tale of Jed Clampett (the greatest oil exploration and discovery story in history) – only you’ll be better looking!

Your Oil Well Royalty will help take the sting out of the high price of gas.

Only from the confused mind of Jack FM!!